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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

No go.

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

What is your daily motivation and does it work?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Watch It! Livestream Of A Giant Underwater Volcano In the Pacific Northwest Set To Blow In 2025 - IFLScience

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Procter & Gamble says it will cut 7,000 jobs over the next 2 years - CBS News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Google Confirms Most Gmail Users Must Upgrade Accounts - Forbes

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dementia: Switching to MIND diet even later in life can lower risk - Medical News Today

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?